Who's Who in the Wedding Zoo: Jim Bitomski, Camera Manic and Discerning Gentleman

Jim Bitomski is one of Paul's Kleinhard colleagues. An avid photographer, we have been able to con him into capturing the photographic evidence of any debauchery or shenanigans at our wedding. May this be a warning to you all: Any monkey business or things that will shame you WILL BE captured by either Jim or Andy and will definitely be posted onto this website.

A frustrated pro, Jim can be spotted snapping all sorts of beauties to fulfill his need of having an expensive photographic hobby. Will you check out the rare find he snapped up in the beautiful Natalia. A rare Russian bird, is she gorgeous or what?!

Jim, you asked me about flash, formal, night or wide lens wedding photography - just use the lens that will make me look like Natalia please.

So, dear wedding guests, when either Andy or Jim point the camera in your face please ensure that you have chewed food in your mouth to share on this website post the celebration. None of us will ever look as good as Natalia does so we may as well not even compete.