Well aren't all you old boys from Mt Carmel's going to have a nice reunion. I am sure that our Master of Ceremonies, Gary Cook, has evil things planned to say about you all. He's flat out at the moment putting it all together:
We're not having any specific order, no formalised speeches and no need for microphone instructions about which table goes to eat now. Instead, Cookie is going to be a wandering Minstrel, looking for people to poke fun at. Be warned, he's very, very good at it (and I am scared).
Gary and Paul have been mates since high school days. Why Simone ever got involved with them I'll never know. She is just so lovely. Must have been the boys charm that she was blinded by.
Simone and Gary met at school, married, have stayed married and have three adorable children: Madeline, Margot and Adam. They again live in Townsville. I think the night life in Charters Towers got too much for them.
Just so you also know, anything that Gary says about me is utter rubbish, whereas anything that Gary says about Paul is, of course, gospel. Just another tip: keep your good clothes away from Simone because I believe she loves to wash and shrink silk in the washing machine.
Looking forward to seeing you again Cookie, Simone and childerbeast.
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